caelitus mihi vires

Absolutely nothing in this place is yours.

Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

cumberwumbersome:

weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

solflames:

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You don’t even understand.

it goes from like deep to girly, its so weird

taterdoom:

mini-mosca:

substantialityou:

dapperdick:

Alright. We’re going to have a little talk, Tumblr. Basic academy of knowledge right here. I’m going to dumb this down super hardcore and use basic terms. I even numbered this. So no excuses for not understanding what I’m talking about.
We’ll start with the subject in question.
The prostate [#2]. It is a gland located not even an inch away from the seminal vesicles [#1]. THIS bundle of glands produces a mass of what later becomes semen.  You know those money shots with the white magic dripping down your OTP’s faces? This joyous little thing here is responsible for that. I recommend writing it a letter to thank it, but seeing as it has no hands and no postal code I don’t think Hallmark will willingly deliver your regards.
Now, the prostate is not in direct aim of the dick when it slides through the anal cavity. I didn’t number that one. Everyone knows where the anus is. If you don’t, then… well. I really can’t help you out. If you DO know where the anus is then AWESOME. You are one of countless people with an asshole. Congratulations.
Anyway. What I was trying to say is that there is absolutely no way for a penis to slam inside the anal cavity in one go and hitting the prostate directly without a number of things. One, why are you slamming anything without prior preparation? LUBE. THAT. BITCH. Lube it. Lube it the fuck up. I don’t care if you’re using duck fat, guys. Slick it up. Never water based because that stuff dries out and fast. Foreplay the asshole like you are priming it for auction. You want to diddle some prostate? The person needs to be into it. They need to be aroused.
A good example is this: if you randomly shoved something in your vagina right this very second would you be turned on or would you be ‘wow there’s something in my vagina very suddenly and this is very inconvenient’? I think it’d be the latter. But I’m not you. Different tastes. I’m not judging. What I’m getting at is that the human body knows what should and should not be going down. And in this case up. Treat the anus well and it will reward you with access. End of story.
The pressure from the dick in the anus is what many fics are actually trying their damnedest to describe. Basically when you’re getting into this whole sex thing your body goes all flushed and testy, getting nice and swollen in various places. That includes the prostate. Suddenly it’s poking up against the anal wall to say hello. Then the penis grazes past and sparks. Fucking. Fly. Or they don’t. The sensitivity of a person’s prostate is different with every individual. Maybe a little flick makes someone have a full body orgasm/seizure and you know what? I am intrigued as well as jealous of this person. I bet they are awesome at parties.
Okay. So. Everything else is pretty basic. The seminal vesicles [#1] and various other fun stuff in the human body like the PROSTATE come together to flood those dandy testicles [#4]. They get wonderfully hard with semen that may or may not come shooting forth from the penis [#3]. I say MAY NOT because dry orgasms are totally possible. Open mind, guys. Not everything ends with enough come to fill one of those chocolate waterfalls.
But can you imagine? The poor person that had to fill that thing. They’d have to be at it for months. Nonstop. But such a wonderful centerpiece at a wedding or business event once it’s completed.
That’s really all I have to say on this regard. Any further questions should probably go to one of the many awesome med students I follow like cryblainecry. I’m not saying she was taught about the great depths of which the prostate is squandered. But she’s a pretty alright medicine monster who knows far more about the human body than I ever will.
And as always, have a nice day.
sidenotes:
scissoring fingers in the anal cavity isn’t possible as it is a very restricted set of TWO rings of muscles. unless previous stretching has happened prior or you have mighty hulk fingers that shit isn’t going to fly
going in dry is ridiculous. neither the penis making the exploration or the asshole being plundered will enjoy that. unless we’re talking lubricating ass fic then sorry, get some oil based lube. just do it.
the prostate is a GLAND.
the prostate is a smooth, swollen surface that you can feel from within the anal wall. it is not a light switch, a walnut, a button, or a nub. and if you have any of those things IN YOUR ASSHOLE then PLEASE for the sake of yourself visit a doctor.

Things they should teach at school.

All fanfic writers need to read this if they’re even thinking of writing yaoi sexy times.

taterdoom:

mini-mosca:

substantialityou:

dapperdick:

Alright. We’re going to have a little talk, Tumblr. Basic academy of knowledge right here. I’m going to dumb this down super hardcore and use basic terms. I even numbered this. So no excuses for not understanding what I’m talking about.

We’ll start with the subject in question.

The prostate [#2]. It is a gland located not even an inch away from the seminal vesicles [#1]. THIS bundle of glands produces a mass of what later becomes semen.  You know those money shots with the white magic dripping down your OTP’s faces? This joyous little thing here is responsible for that. I recommend writing it a letter to thank it, but seeing as it has no hands and no postal code I don’t think Hallmark will willingly deliver your regards.

Now, the prostate is not in direct aim of the dick when it slides through the anal cavity. I didn’t number that one. Everyone knows where the anus is. If you don’t, then… well. I really can’t help you out. If you DO know where the anus is then AWESOME. You are one of countless people with an asshole. Congratulations.

Anyway. What I was trying to say is that there is absolutely no way for a penis to slam inside the anal cavity in one go and hitting the prostate directly without a number of things. One, why are you slamming anything without prior preparation? LUBE. THAT. BITCH. Lube it. Lube it the fuck up. I don’t care if you’re using duck fat, guys. Slick it up. Never water based because that stuff dries out and fast. Foreplay the asshole like you are priming it for auction. You want to diddle some prostate? The person needs to be into it. They need to be aroused.

A good example is this: if you randomly shoved something in your vagina right this very second would you be turned on or would you be ‘wow there’s something in my vagina very suddenly and this is very inconvenient’? I think it’d be the latter. But I’m not you. Different tastes. I’m not judging. What I’m getting at is that the human body knows what should and should not be going down. And in this case up. Treat the anus well and it will reward you with access. End of story.

The pressure from the dick in the anus is what many fics are actually trying their damnedest to describe. Basically when you’re getting into this whole sex thing your body goes all flushed and testy, getting nice and swollen in various places. That includes the prostate. Suddenly it’s poking up against the anal wall to say hello. Then the penis grazes past and sparks. Fucking. Fly. Or they don’t. The sensitivity of a person’s prostate is different with every individual. Maybe a little flick makes someone have a full body orgasm/seizure and you know what? I am intrigued as well as jealous of this person. I bet they are awesome at parties.

Okay. So. Everything else is pretty basic. The seminal vesicles [#1] and various other fun stuff in the human body like the PROSTATE come together to flood those dandy testicles [#4]. They get wonderfully hard with semen that may or may not come shooting forth from the penis [#3]. I say MAY NOT because dry orgasms are totally possible. Open mind, guys. Not everything ends with enough come to fill one of those chocolate waterfalls.

But can you imagine? The poor person that had to fill that thing. They’d have to be at it for months. Nonstop. But such a wonderful centerpiece at a wedding or business event once it’s completed.

That’s really all I have to say on this regard. Any further questions should probably go to one of the many awesome med students I follow like cryblainecry. I’m not saying she was taught about the great depths of which the prostate is squandered. But she’s a pretty alright medicine monster who knows far more about the human body than I ever will.

And as always, have a nice day.

sidenotes:

  • scissoring fingers in the anal cavity isn’t possible as it is a very restricted set of TWO rings of muscles. unless previous stretching has happened prior or you have mighty hulk fingers that shit isn’t going to fly
  • going in dry is ridiculous. neither the penis making the exploration or the asshole being plundered will enjoy that. unless we’re talking lubricating ass fic then sorry, get some oil based lube. just do it.
  • the prostate is a GLAND.
  • the prostate is a smooth, swollen surface that you can feel from within the anal wall. it is not a light switch, a walnut, a button, or a nub. and if you have any of those things IN YOUR ASSHOLE then PLEASE for the sake of yourself visit a doctor.

Things they should teach at school.

All fanfic writers need to read this if they’re even thinking of writing yaoi sexy times.

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elvistiel:

yuuiootori:


Even if you turned into bones, or skin, Aya-tan is still Aya-tan so I don't really care about it.


gefunden // never be separated


I DON’T CARE IF I ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS! JUST LOOK AT THIS PERFECT PIECE OF ART?!

elvistiel:

yuuiootori:

Even if you turned into bones, or skin, Aya-tan is still Aya-tan so I don't really care about it.
gefunden // never be separated

I DON’T CARE IF I ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS! JUST LOOK AT THIS PERFECT PIECE OF ART?!

riordam:

winchestercaptains:

officialtribble:

How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

i never want this post to die

I miss this

nagisasbitch:

yourheichouness:

Koujaku pretending to be straight for the 1,4397,78435th time

nagisasbitch:

yourheichouness:

Koujaku pretending to be straight for the 1,4397,78435th time

yaoiwebcomics:

laubhaufen:

monkeyscandance:

speakslittle:

ashlee-ketchum:

abakkus:

fishwifemcguinn:

hilarydesign:

kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

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2014:

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just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.

I really needed this post

2003:

Trying my hand at shoujo always ended in a hilarious disaster.

2014:

Jumping on this post as well, because it is important to remember this at times.

2003:

2014:

13 year old me would be stoked to see where I am now. It’s really good to look back sometimes and appreciate how far you’ve come. And then imagine how much further you can go when you keep drawing.

2001:

2014: 

Even though I want to laugh my head off at my old stuff… it really is important to look at how far you’ve come in time.
And I think it’s not only good for yourself but for young artists / beginners as well, to see how other artists started out. So they see that no one is a great artist right off the bat.

This is the reality of “talent” and improvement.

keijis-dick:

typette:

isaia:

voyeurhour:

erasure of Asian people and characters is very deep rooted in American media and goes all the way back to conception—don’t let it persist!

Important even when you’re excited about this movie!

good points, but please for the love of god, realize that the original marvel comic was a fucking horrible racist disaster of the most unacceptable calibre that rode on the tail ends of the 90s ninja craze and the budding 00s anime craze. 

I still have no idea why Disney chose to adapt this MASSACRE of a comic book series to film, but what I have heard is that they’ve cherry picked the best parts of it and created something great from what was absolute dregs before.

And honestly I think a movie portraying a much, much more racially diverse -even if it is fictional- world, where everyone lives unquestionably together and showing what that might just be like, is a pretty good goddamn thing that I think could stand to be shown and portrayed to kids of this generation. You aren’t seeing the white kids appropriating anybody’s culture, you’re seeing a bunch of kids who are friends and race is not a divisive factor between them. I sort of think, in media, portraying/normalizing these sorts of things is really important and I think that is what BH6 is doing here: normalizing these sorts of situations. 

When I say “normalize”, I mean, in media, and especially media for impressionable children, things that could be anything from diverse/inclusive groups of people from different races, to things like different genders, or different body types, being shown as “normal.” You put them on screen and tell a kid “this is normal.” and this can be shown in a way to goad children into doing what advertisers/media producers want, but it can also be used as a force of good. It’s about time we start using this media influence to spread stuff like this, instead of “buy this toy, wear this type of clothes, girls behave this way and boys have to do this or they aren’t normal”.

baby steps, man. There was a shitstorm when Laika released a movie with an openly gay character. But when they did the same thing a year after for the Boxtrolls, only the stupid old people got pissy about it. See? It’s starting to become normalized. 

In the future I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s now easier for more diverse casts to exist, not just because it’s now been done once, but because the people, like me, who work in production, can point to things like this and say “see? They did it in Paranorman, the world didn’t explode. It’ll be fine.” or “see? the movie didn’t have to change for a bunch of different races to fit in fine. It’s not a big deal.” It’s been normalized. Somebody has to set a precedent. Wouldn’t it be great if shows were as diverse as this, not because they had some sort of agenda to, but just because that’s… yknow, normal?